"Hey! What the hell is- I mean heck! I mean heck! Shhhh!"

"Oh what? You think thats funny! You wanna go write that on your blog!?"

"Stop! You guys are acting like cops on me!"

"Woah, I can see specular highlight in your eyes."

"Ok I have a crush on this boy named Isaac and he is sooo handsome. Even more handsome than daddy but dont tell him I said that. ....Actually...No, nobody's more handsome than dad."

"Mandy! This guy in my class is soo annoying. He's like a physco maniac. Even more physco than me, its scary!"

"Mommy, I'm a Christian but your a big juicy Christian"

"First you boil the water for 80 minutes and then you wash your hands in it to kill the germs."

"Good news I stopped farting!"

"Go back to your site to write about me"

''Oh my gosh I love cupcakes! The Frosting...The sprinkles...Mmmmmwoah! Mandy I love your earings"

Blog-1

Ok, first off, just to inform you of what this blog is about i'm gonna write a little paragraph to sum it up. Basically, this blog is just filled with a whole bunch of random quotes that my 5 year old sister says throughout the day. Well, enjoy!