I can't really describe his face like he's kinda dorky, kinda ugly, kinda really super cute.

She had a butt-chin, but one of the butt cheeks was crooked

'Dad, maybe you could take me shopping at a holy store or something to buy me a new Bible"

Emma recently showed mom her crush.
Mom: Wow he has really big lips!
Emma: That's why I like him...

Kids usually loose their teeth when they're like 5 or 12 or something

I don't want to rob a bank cause then I wouldn't be Christian and I would go to juvie.

"Manda, I'm afraid beary has a really hot nose. I don't think he's gonna make it."

"Maybe beer makes people from boring to exciting"

"I can fel cac flavrin. Mmmmmm"
(Emma wrote this in her journal)
Translation: I can feel cake flavoring. Mmmmmm

"Bells on cocktails ring, making spirits fight, jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way!"

"There is probably an Ipod robber there"
-Alix recently got her Ipod stolen from school

"If you keep imitating things than I'm gonna move out!!"

"How do ya like me now?!?"

"Dang it! Now my balls are gonna fall off!"

"Whats that Shivers?... Oh you like Beyonce? I knew you would!"
(Shivers is Emmas Teddy Bear)

"Hey! What the hell is- I mean heck! I mean heck! Shhhh!"

"Oh what? You think thats funny! You wanna go write that on your blog!?"

"Stop! You guys are acting like cops on me!"

"Woah, I can see specular highlight in your eyes."

"Ok I have a crush on this boy named Isaac and he is sooo handsome. Even more handsome than daddy but dont tell him I said that. ....Actually...No, nobody's more handsome than dad."

"Mandy! This guy in my class is soo annoying. He's like a physco maniac. Even more physco than me, its scary!"

"Mommy, I'm a Christian but your a big juicy Christian"

"First you boil the water for 80 minutes and then you wash your hands in it to kill the germs."

"Good news I stopped farting!"

"Go back to your site to write about me"

''Oh my gosh I love cupcakes! The Frosting...The sprinkles...Mmmmmwoah! Mandy I love your earings"

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Ok, first off, just to inform you of what this blog is about i'm gonna write a little paragraph to sum it up. Basically, this blog is just filled with a whole bunch of random quotes that my 5 year old sister says throughout the day. Well, enjoy!