I can't really describe his face like he's kinda dorky, kinda ugly, kinda really super cute.

She had a butt-chin, but one of the butt cheeks was crooked

'Dad, maybe you could take me shopping at a holy store or something to buy me a new Bible"

Emma recently showed mom her crush.
Mom: Wow he has really big lips!
Emma: That's why I like him...

Kids usually loose their teeth when they're like 5 or 12 or something

I don't want to rob a bank cause then I wouldn't be Christian and I would go to juvie.